It’s not that hard to spot a real socialist.  Any person who lives in a capitalistic society and understands how profits are made will want to make those profits wherever they are, as long as the idea is not plain evil.  Anyone who habitually sacrifices these profits for his idiotic ideology, Marxism, is a socialist.  It’s that simple.

The abundance of genuine socialists in Hollywood is as plain as the noses on their contorted, angry faces and in the type of movies they relentlessly churn out for the box-office bomb basket.

But surely, dear readers, there are a few good capitalist Americans left — even in Hollywood.

With the help of a truly brilliant, oh-so-good-humored patriot, Hara M. Fard, I’ve come up with some blockbuster ideas that could return Hollywood stars to the beloved positions they once enjoyed among America’s other half — conservatives.  We traditional American patriots have a huge amount of spending power and would gladly use it to help those Hollywood ingrates back to our good graces.

For a Hollywood resurgence:  Make as many pro-American movies as you make anti-American movies.  Portray us the way we really are:  generous, open, caring and defenders of liberty around the whole darned globe.

And if anyone in the entire state of California still has a decent sense of humor and even an ounce of courage, here is the idea of the century.  Make a series of parody horror films for America’s other half — CONSERVATIVES.

Now, honestly do you know a single conservative who would not pay the ticket price for this string of blockbuster hits?  I don’t either.

As an added benefit, these movies will make enough money to take a sizeable chunk out of the national debt.  With tax margins getting the walloping increases Obama has promised for all those super-rich folks in Hollywood, they will also get medals from Joe Biden as grand patriots.   Remember, all one must do in an Obama/Biden administration to qualify for grand acts of heroic patriotism is PAY MORE TAXES.  Great.

I cannot think of a single thing that I would enjoy more than seeing Hollywood come back into the good graces of our half of America.

Now how much of cut do you think Hara and should ask for?  I’m thinking about 50%…is that good by you?