How Vermont Secession Could Bring Peace to the Middle East

I have come up with a brilliant-beyond-brilliant idea, hatched right in my kitchen, at the exact moment I heard more of Obama’s two-step rhetoric on Israel. 
We can get rid of those pesky Vermonters, who hate present-day America so much that they want out, and at the same time, we can secure that all-elusive peace in [...]

Patriot Women Must Purge Our Pinks

Ladies, I must sadly report that our heretofore favorite color has now been sullied beyond repair by the disgraceful traitors of the Code Pink minions.  Yes, it’s true.   Just as much as all of you, I too, wish it were not so, but all our pink has got to go.
Purging pinks from our wardrobes is [...]

Confessions of a Wal-Mart Shopper

Yes, friends, I admit it.  I am a Wal-Mart Shopper.  And believe me when I say unabashedly that I am a shopper extraordinaire.  I have loved shopping since I bought my first full ounce of chocolate-covered peanuts for 2 cents at Woolworth’s, using my own allowance.  I was five then.  I’m 57 now, and my [...]

Just Say “Thank You!” to our Troops!

Today is the day you’ve been waiting for!  Move America Forward has teamed up with Michelle Malkin and numerous illuminati from radio talk-show fame, as well as newspapers, community groups and just about every other American entity under the sun to offer us the opportunity to say “Thank You!” to our troops in Iraq and [...]

Our Troops Deserve All We Have to Give

Especially since 9/11, our own generation’s Day of Infamy, our American troops have given us all they have to give.  They’ve gone wherever we’ve sent them and done with honor all that we’ve asked of them.  They’ve put their lives and limbs on the line every day for our Constitutional liberties and way of life.
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